luststrade:

swaggie: je swag, tu swags, il/elle/on swag, nous swagons, vous swagez, ils/elles swagent

norway you’re our bff /sweden

teenyblondini:

myheadtothesky:

Plot twist: The UK wins Eurovision

That’s not a plot twist, it’s a fucking miracle. 

nathsora:

At the start of eurovision, Europe are like a big family but when the voting starts it’s like the motherfucking hunger games

oldeforce:

glasgodis:

Sweden: The Musical

spot on i tell you

only-st4r-inthesky:

The opera singing dubstep Dracula has a special place in my heart

tristanpls:

So on this years Eurovision we’ve had:

• a lesbian kiss
• hipsters
• Jesus/Thor/Kurt Cobain/Lucius Malfoy/Pocahontas
• gay Dracula that created the music genre ‘ghost opera vampire dubstep’
• a man in a box
• Lady Gaga dressed as a tampon
• One Direction in 50 years time.

this day ogmgggg
i’ve been missing markus and woaaah i’m gonna meet him today
and i’ve been hungry for tacos for so long and we’re gonna EAT TACOS
and we’re gonna watch tangled 

wankingatthedisco:

HERE’S A LESSON ON CONCERT ETIQUETTE 

• if you dont like the opening band/artist DONT BOO just nod your head a long. dont be rude
• if someone is trying to leave the crowd fucking let them out. they could be hurt/about to pass out/etc.
• that’s literally it just dont be an uber asshat ok thanks continue on